[Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
You’d have to see it to believe it, do this every day

[Verse 1]
Uh, bitch this every day, break a leg and levitate
I'm with my brethren, having breakfast up at Heaven’s Gate
Met up with Mary Kate, made it straight to second base
She suck my penis because Venus was in retrograde
Uh, fat hoes in the white house, doing lines on a nice couch
Hope my momma don’t find out or shе’ll put me in time out
Hypnotize a samurai to ridе inside my Porche
Me and Michael Moore out looking for a Dinosaur

[Pre-Chorus]
Why would I ever lie
Couldn’t make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie
Couldn’t make this up even if I tried

[Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
You’d have to see it to believe it, do this every day
(Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh)
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
You don’t believe it, yes indeed, just check my resume
[Verse 2]
Ain't no show boater, catch me motor boating Oprah
On the coast of Nova Scotia, how I'm living, La vida loca
Host the Grammys, getting handies in Miami
Watching Bambi, sniffing panties, giving Plan B to yo' Granny
It's the one and only, Mr. Holy Cannoli
I got more ice than a Zamboni, now they act like they know me
Yes, I'm a rockstar, my shorty Medusa make me rock hard
Daytona 500 in a golf cart, someone tell me

[Pre-Chorus]
Why would I ever lie
Couldn’t make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie
Couldn’t make this up even if I tried

[Chorus]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
You’d have to see it to believe it, do this every day
(Oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh)
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
You don’t believe it, yes indeed, just check my resume
[Outro]
Do this every day, why would I ever lie, do this every day
Do this every day, why would I ever lie, do this every day
Do this every day, why would I ever lie, do this every day