[Intro: The Chordettes]
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (Bum, bum, bum, bum)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are—
Pussy!

[Verse 1: Shotgun Willy]
Hit a lick with a bitch from the bayou, mmm (Ayy!)
Make sure the pussy bald, no Caillou, mmm
Hadouken your ass like I'm Ryu (Hadouken), mmm
I'll splash on your ass like an ice cube
Chapstick on my lips and I'm looking like a bitch
Yeah I had a couple kids (Brr) but I threw 'em in a ditch (Brr)
Put the ice on my wrist, know a dyke with the whip
We could take for a spin if we back before 10 and
I've been fuckin' bitches (Ayy!) in my minivan (Ayy!)
And I've been flippin' switches 'cause I know I can (Brr!)
And post my shit on Pinterest, cop a couple fans
And I hope that y'all listening 'cause I'm goin' ham (Boom-boom-boom)
I've been doin' coke, no cola, gotta get the fuckin' white
I hit her on my Motorola, shorty wanna fuck tonight (Fuck tonight)
I'm sick as fuck, but no Ebola, dirty in my fuckin' Sprite (Brr)
And I got game (Brr), but no controller (Brr), cookin' up like Walter White (Huh?)

[Chorus: Shotgun Willy]
Like left, right, left, right, uppercut
Stupid slut gon' suck my nuts (Ayy!)
Up, down, up, down, ayy, bitch, what?
Run it up, run it up, run it up, run it up
Left, right, left, right, uppercut
Stupid slut gon' suck my nuts (Yeah!)
Up, down, up, down, ayy, bitch, what?
Run it up, run it up, run it up, run it up
[Verse 2: Shotgun Willy]
Didn't wanna get it but I had to go and get it, so I copped a couple things to get my rocks off, ayy (Okay!)
Didn't wanna fuck her but I had to go and fuck her, so I did that shit quick with my socks on, ayy (Okay!)
This and that, the back fourth, it's so much work like playin' sports, so fuck the whore (Fuck that bitch!)
I did my time, I lost my mind, she hot as fuck like lemon lime, still wanting more (I still want more though)

[Verse 3: TRAQULA]
Pull up with a bitch and I'ma show her I'm a king (What?)
Gonna pick her up, gonna give the bitch a ring (Ooh!)
Sike dude, I don't like you, don't wanna hit you
Not my boo, but, uh
We watching TV, got a BD
Like a big dick, see these nuts, but they gotta be PG
Water dripping like Fiji
But when you wanna smash I'm DTF

[Outro: Shotgun Willy, Shotgun Willy & TRAQULA]
I'm backseat pimpin' with a ho and she on my dick
A hundred thousand dollars in my pocket, now it's on my wrist
I'm backseat pimpin' with a ho, pass her to the clique
A hundred thousand dollars in my pocket, now it's on my wrist (Perfect!)
Hey, listen!
Hey, listen!