[Intro: Otis from Half Life]
Believe it or not I was a wuss in high-school I know it's hard to believe
Hey hey control your weapon buddy
I don't wanna die a virgin
I-I'm too young to die, Ok i'm not but I got a lot of meals left to eat
That's it I've had it

[Shotgun Willy]
Coulda' been a good boy, coulda' got a PHD (uh)
But then I don't think these bitches would fuck with me
I got blood on my jeans and I got blood on my teeth
And this is Tommy Hillfigure, my bank account getting bigger
That man hold on to me
Please get the fuck up off my property
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Ain't no stoppin' me like
Uh, uh before you meet my .44
Uh, or my .45
Bitch i'm going door to door (uh)
Like "Do you wanna die?"