[Announcer]
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"Hey Mister"
Get away from me before you bother me
Alright ladies and gentlemen, step right up for the greatest show on earth

[Solemn Brigham]
What it is what it look like
Come on in
Make yourself at home
You already know
I've been expecting you
Been waiting for a long time and now we back up in this bitch

Oh hol' up
Wait, what's that?
Y'all finna take my shit?
Naw
Not my elephant
Don't take that badboy
I just put that boy through college
Oh wait word?
Y'all gon' take my lion and his 'fro was just coming in?
Well you're gonna pay for me all the shampoo I put on this mofos head then
What? Bearded lady? Naw
Look, I would never put your shampoo on a bald lion to try to give him a jerry curl so I can pair him with a mouse and name 'em Tom and Jerry
That's crazy
Speaking of which, where y'all get these mice at man?
I know they was from the low but I ain't never seen one with the shell still on it
Look, I ain't tell that man he had to wear the tail, he ain't even a real boy, look?
Knock knock, he straight up wood
See I got some magic popping off in here and y'all trying to take that from me?
When all I did was try to bring joy and rob only my community
I'm the victim here
ME
And you know what?
This ain't the last time you mofos gon' seeing me
You can mark the day!
I'm gonna be back to zebras, giraffes, mo lions, I maybe wearing pumas, Ima have some crocs on with crocodiles, I got a leash on that mofo
Ima have bales of corn
Lots of things
All kinds of mythical shit when I come back
Ima see all you mofos
In 5-10
Yo
How y'all doing, wait hol' up
Naw don't touch that
Naw
Chill out I done did too much
I done put too much work in for this