[Intro]
This song is about our hatred for mosquitoes

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link]
My first job was at a bakery
Owned by a mosquito named Chad
A SWAT team showed up and I learned it was
Just a front for a meth lab
My junior year I took Julie McKnight
Out to the Harvest Moon Dance
But then I found her in the back
Of a Pontiac with a mosquito named Lance

[Chorus: Rhett and Link]
Mosquitoes suck, mosquitoes suck
They really, really, really, really
Really, really, really, really suck

[Verse 2: Rhett and Link]
Today I was delayed in a traffic jam
And took me two hours to get home
A mosquito had rear-ended a school bus
He was texting on his phone
My aunt Gale, re-
Well, she's not an ant
She's my aunt
Then you should say "aunt"
My aunt Gale replied to an e-mail
From a princess in Liberia
Then her bank account was emptied out
By a mosquito in Nigeria
[Chorus: Rhett and Link]

[Verse 3: Rhett and Link]
And that's not even to mention
Litter on the highway (from mosquitoes)
Non Casual Fridays (invented by mosquitoes)
Tooth decay (believe it or not: mosquitoes)
The trapped miners in Chile (thanks, mosquitoes)
The economic downturn (root cause: mosquitoes)
Inner thigh road burn (mosquitoes)
Shaky bootleg movies (mosquitoes)
Cooties (mosquitoes)
Unsave boarders (that's the drug cartel)
Bunions and goiters (now those: mosquitoes)
Lower back tattoos (mosquitoes)
Unstable canoes (mosquitoes)
Cigarette ads for kids (mosquitoes)
Difficult to open lids (mosquitoes)
Overcrowded prisons (mosquitoes)
Mustaches on women
I think it pretty much goes without saying