[Verse 1]
What if you get buried alive
Who's gone to dig you up from the ground?
What if you choke on some pie
Who is gonna squeeze it back out?
What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal
And your other hand switches it on?
Whose third hand is gonna pull your first-hand out
While their fourth hand turns the switch back off?

[Hook]
You need a BFF, Best Friends Forever (yeah)
BFF to help you out whenever (yeah)
BFF, Best Friends Forever
BFF to help you out whenever

[Bridge]
A BFF

[Verse 2]
What if you stick a cotton swab
Too far into your ear?
And it becomes lodged into the side of your brain
And you severely damage your inferior temporal gyrus?
Which is the part of the brain
That helps you process shapes
Who's gonna sit with you
And help you relearn your shapes
So you don't seem like a complete idiot?
[Hook]
You need a BFF, Best Friends Forever (yeah)
BFF to help you out whenever (yeah)
BFF, Best Friends Forever
BFF to help you out whenever

I was down on my luck
At the end of my rope
About to give up
But my friend said nope
I'm here for you
I'm there for you
And I'll do anything
That you need me to
If you were in a wreck
And needed a spine
I'd cut myself open
And give you mine
But then you'd never again
Be able to stand
I'll happily live my life as a jellyman
If I found out you had
One parasitic twin
I'd make that twin
My second-best friend
I'm sure he'd be
An excellent guy
I don't care if he was just
Some teeth and an eye
You need a B-F-F
Best Friends Forever
Yeah
B-F-F to help you out whenever
Yeah
B-F-F
Best Friends Forever
B-F-F to help you out whenever
A B-F-F

[Outro]
A BFF