[Verse 1]
Sitting there, staring at your screen
And a new video pops up in your feed
You know exactly what this means
Open it up but don't watch it
Scroll down really quick and comment

[Chorus]
You typed first
You're the first to comment on this video
Now everybody knows
You typed first
Could've said something a little bit intelligent but no
That's the word you chose
You typed first

[Verse 2]
You've been under the 301+ club before
But this means so much more
You've unlocked the first comment's door
Everybody's gonna see you
And everybody's gonna wanna be you

[Chorus]
You typed first
You're the first to comment on this video
Now everybody knows
You typed first
Could've said something a little bit intelligent but no
That's the word you chose
You typed first
[Bridge]
Hold on, we just refreshed the video
And there's some news we need to break
You typed first
But some other people had the same idea also
You were actually 28th, but you typed first

[Outro]
You typed first
You typed first
You and 63 other people
You typed first