[Rhett & Link and Billy Reid]

Every morning I grab my donut and coffee
And I sit down at my screen
(Plasma screen!)
Nothing gets me going like the possibility of knowing
There might be an intelligent extraterrestrial message for me
(Empty inbox!)

Every day is the same, we don't hear anything
But we like to play Sudoku
Lately we've been in to live-action role-playing games
We know it's only a matter of time
Before we finally find intelligent life
Saying hi

Hi!
Hello? Hello! Hello!
This is the moment we've been waiting for!
Hello? Hello! Hello!
I bid you greetings from my distant world
(SETI, SETI!)

We may not have long, so while the signal's strong
Tell us: what is your planet like?
Well, alright
Have you cured all disease? No
Have you achieved world peace? No
Is your skin pale green? No!
Do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? No
Do you wear shiny clothes? Rarely
What about long flowing robes?
Well actually, right now I'm in my boxers
Oh
Well, how many intergalactic languages do you know?
Well, I did take French in high school
French?
Hold on... Okay
Can you specify your exact location?

In Canada
Canada?
Canada!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio
In Canada
Canada?
Canada!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio

(Whoops-a-daisy!)
(SETI, SETI!)
How do you guys know how to speak English anyway?