Everybody used to call me unathletic
And granted, my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic
But now I'm the champion on the tailgate scene
8 bags, 2 boards, 2 holes, that's all I need

Most sports require all sorts of skills
But I prefer the ones I can do while consuming meals
You gotta try it before you knock it, try to name another sport to top it
Where you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket

Singin'
Cornhole (Cornhole!)
Good for your soul
Cornhole (Cornhole!)
An olympic sport by 2024

Halfway through the game, we don't remember the score
But we're happy to start all over 'cause it means we get to cornhole more (Cornhole!)
Who would have thought that a couple of guys could
Contribute so much to the greater good
Just by cutting a little old hole in a piece of plywood

There's a void in my soul
Shaped like a cornhole (Cornhole!)
I love it so much, from this moment on
I'm changing my name to Don Cornholio
Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin'
It's good for your, good for your soul
And the man with the boards is a man never bored, I say, hey
Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin'
It's good for your, good for your soul
And good for your back, and better for your image
No pressure my brother, 'cause it's always a scrimmage
I'm tailgatin', party makin', I'm throwin' my sacks and there's no debatin'
This has got to be the greatest sport ever invented
There's a hole over there, I'mma throw my bag in it
The cornhole