I'm only here for you in the middle of this mess
I'm only here to quench your thirst
It's not my fault that when I'm pressed
A little juice comes out first

It's just so embarrassing
You standing right there staring right through me
All I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I'm not cheap

Hanging here beneath the lemonade label, where nobody notices me
No colorful logo, no fizzy flow on this soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad little water dispensing tab

I'm a little guy with insecurities
I ain't got what these other guys give
But what I lack in pizzazz I make up in purity
Please, just touch me, and we'll live (we'll live)

It's just so embarrassing
Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me
Carbonation's overrated
And baby, I'm giving you no calories

Hanging here beneath the lemonade label, not very prominent
Who knew I'd falter when bottled water became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I'm a lonely sad little water dispensing tab