[Verse 1: Both]
Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
Scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons
When are these chocolate powered robots gonna leave us alone?
Here's an educated guess
When our chocolate's all gone

[Verse 2: Both]
It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat
We sweep up the waste they leave all over the street
The only chocolate that we eat
Is the chocolate they secrete
100% cacao
All bitter no sweet

[Verse 3: Both]
Chocolate powered robots having babies now
How do they do it?
I don't wanna know how
All I know is that these babies don't look the same
And they appear to be powered by a different thing

[Verse 4: Both]
Peanut powered baby robots in the sky
'Cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly
They're eating all the peanut butter
So we have to eat other butter
Like cashew, apple, almond...
I can't think of any others
[Spoken: Rhett and Link]
Macadamia nut butter?
That exists?
Yeah, they just gave me some
Let me try some
Mmm, that's good
Real good

[Bridge: Both]
Thank you chocolate powered robots
And your peanut butter powered babies
For causing us to discover
We love other butters
Made from macadamias
We will fully submit
To do your bidding
Both night and day
Just feed us macadamia nut butter
And we'll do whatever you say

[Outro: Both]
Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do