Lil' Fellers in my head
Can't you smell them?
Like something is dead

Oh little fellers (lil' fellers) in my head
First thing I notice when I get out of bed

Lil' Fellers get so jealous
And they try to out stink one another and your mother
Or your brother, make you smother
One alone in your dome is enough to get the job done
But watch out when they start to colonise, son

They venture up from the back of your throat
Ain't no joke, like a spelunker
They gettin' proper little hard white spears,
But they just don't stop
Not a seasonal seed, always a new crop

Always a new crop

Using my tongue
Using a toothpick
The little flashlight
I'll get 'em out quick
In my head
Can't you smell them?
Like something is dead
Oh little fellers (lil' fellers) in my head
First thing I notice when I get out of bed

Lil' Fellers, oral beggars
Overthrowing your whole hygiene
Make you unclean, dirty jelly bean
Won't come loose, ain't no use
You might as well go ahead and spit it
Then watch your dog get it

They appear in a flash, first thing
Don't you think you could like them
Oh how frightenin'
If you're responsible for a tonsil-full
Of a Lil' Feller foamin' at the mouth like Old Yeller

Foaming Old Yeller

Perched on my fingertip
This little white one
Givin' a stink
Son of a gun
In my head
Can't you smell them?
Like something is dead
Oh little fellers (lil' fellers) in my head
First thing I notice when I get out of bed

Oh Lil' Fellers in my head
Can't you smell them?
Like something is dead
Oh little fellers (lil' fellers) in my head
First thing I notice when I get out of bed