[Verse 1: Both]
There's a latte, and of course a cappuccino
An Americano and a mocha Frappuccino
Let us not forget to the café macchiato
And I would be remiss to miss the creamy affogato

Cup of cortado, and sip an antoccino
Follow it up with some sweet espressino
How about a flat white? Or a sharp black?
Substitute soy if you'd like that (I like that)

An espresso Romano, or a ristretto
Vanilla Pinocchio, or caramel Geppetto
Vibrato, staccato, potato, potahto
You've won the lotto, a gelato roboto

[Chorus: Rhett spoken]
Pour some coffee on me
Well not on me but in me, and in my mouth preferably, I only want to drink it
Pour some coffee on me
In fact, here's a cup you can pour it in, because the 'pour it on me thing is just an expression

[Verse 2: Both]
Let me pour you a fresh doppio
Over a Chile relleno portfolio
Or you might prefer a pistachio mustachio
Cardio scenario on your patio
If you're in the mood for a Mochaccino
I suggest you go for a Filipino casino
I'm gonna add a maraschino jalapeño
To this hot Latino, Tarantino

[Chorus: Rhett spoken]
Pour some coffee on me
I still think you haven't heard me. If you actually pour it on me, then it's gonna burn me
Pour some coffee on me
Just put the coffee away. Please. Put it away, seriously, I am no longer in the mood