[Cheddar]
Why you up in this store? What you looking for, cheese?
I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these

[Swiss]
Don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of this
I'm Swiss

[Cheddar]
Alright, white boy, they get the gist

[Swiss]
Got more holes in my body than my boy 50 Cent
Curdled on the streets, Geneva represent!

[Parmesan & Romano]
We're Vinny and Louie, forget about the other cheeses
We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us

[Limburger]
You other chumps are weak
If you ask me, I can bring you to your knees with my pungency

[Goat]
I'm not weak, I'm strong
I'll add flavor to your salad all night long
[Chorus: All]
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you
We know you do

[Aged Cheddar]
I'm old, I'm stuck in my ways
I'm stuck in your teeth and on your breath for days

[Muenster]
Baaaaaaaaaah

[Smoked Gouda]
I got mo' flavor then y'all
I make a wicked cheese ball
My hobbies include doing bird-call
*whistling and coughing*
Can someone take over for me?

[Aged Cheddar]
I'm living large in a condo
If I break a hip, don't put me in a home, bro

[Cheddar]
But pops, you don't even have a hip though
[Aged Cheddar]
Oh

[Blue]
This is breaking my heart
Just tell 'em what they want, yo

[Chorus: All]
We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you
We know you do

We know you want to put us in your mouth
And chew, don't you?
You know, we know, we know you do

[Rhett & Link talking]
So, what kind of cheese you wanna get?
I don't think I'm in the mood for cheese

[Outro: All]
You know, we know, we know you do