[Verse 1: Rhett & Link]
That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
They are driving me insane
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
It's more than I can take

[Pre-Chorus]
Missing parentheses
Uneven capris
Googling “askew”
Bags opened from the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin along with
An unsolved Rubik's Cube

[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Verse 2: Rhett & Link]
Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
A closet that's not organized
[Pre-Chorus]
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind

[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Interlude: Rhett & Link]
Mr.Neal, how's everything going?
Fine
Would you like to take a break?
Yeah, actually that'd be-
Great. I hope you're hungry, I've prepared some snacks for you. Enjoy

[Chorus: Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Outro: Rhett and Link]
All right, we're all done, you're free to go
Mr. Neal?
Mr. Neal?
Can I come back tomorrow?