[Chorus 1: All]
You get some green sweats, I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats
You get some red sweats, I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats

[Verse: Rhett and Link, Hannah Hart, (Grace Helbig)]
She's got a green sweatshirt (Yeah)
And got some green sweatpants (They match)
That's just a green sweatsuit
You see that every other motherfruitcakin' day (what?)
He's got a red sweatshirt (boring)
And got some red sweatpants (yawn)
That's just a red sweatsuit (gag)
You see that every other motherfruitcakin' day

[Chorus 1: All]
You get some green sweats, I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats
You get some red sweats, I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats

[Interlude: Rhett, Link, Grace, Hannah]
He's so festive
He's gonna get himself arrested
She's probably a pro sleigh rider
I bet she pees apple cider
He's probably done all his shopping
I bet he actually wears Christmas stockings
Is she texting Santa?
He's spending time with Amanda
(Who's Amanda?)
His stepdaughter. He's in his second marriage; it's cool
[Chorus 2: All]
You get some green sweats, I get some red sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats

[Bridge: Grace]
(Yeah! What? Whoa.)

[Chorus 3: All]
You get some blue sweats, I get some white sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Hanukkah sweats

[Chorus 4: All]
You get some red sweats, I get some green sweats
He gets some black sweats, Kwanzaa sweats

[Chorus 5: All]
You get some red sweats, I get some green sweats
Then we switch 'em up, we got Christmas sweats