Wander: The heart of a lady
Is a mysterious thing
That scientists have wrestled with for years...
Hater: Wait. What's happening?

Wander: Your approach thus far has lacked
A certain gentlemanly tact
It's time to reassess your presentation
Redirect your conversations
With her...

Hater: I have no idea what you're singing about!
Wander: What I mean is...

Ask....her...a...question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: Something about herself
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else
A question!
Hater: A question?
Wander: Something to show her
That you'd really like to get to know her
Then listen...
Hater: Listen?!
Wander: Hear what she has to say
And follow up...
Hater: Huh?
Wander: With some appropriate repartee
Then listen...
Hater: More listening?!
Wander: And always remember
There's a heart inside that scary armor

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles and pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death

A question
Hater: Again?!
Wander: Something about herself
A question
Hater: I did!
Wander: You gotta focus on someone else
If you wanna win her
Show some interest in her
If you wanna date her
Try to formulate a question

All right, Hater. Give it a shot!
Hater: Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?
Wander: Nope!
(ZAP!)
Hater: Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator? You do!
Wander: Try again
(ZAP!)
Hater: What's your favorite...
Wander: Uh-huh?
Hater: ...one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!
Wander: (sighs) Nope!
(ZAP!)
From the top!

There's no shortage of fellas... (Watchdogs: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles and pump up their chests
(slowing down) Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death