[Intro: DJ EsBe, DJ EsBe and Andy Williams]
Stephen on the beat
Happy holidays
Happy holidays
While the merry bells keep ringing
Happy holidays to you

[Verse: DJ EsBe]
Ay, I be freestylin' in my song
Get the job done, singing along
Happy holidays from me to you
Eatin' up this beat, cordon bleu
Get rich, get lit, don't get hit
Doin' this, Nelly, just a lil' bit
One time to shine, now's the chance
Christmas everything like Vince Vance
Soundcore in my ears as the beat goes
This — banging like Doritos
Both naughty and nice from head to toes
Where it goes, no one knows
From Joe Blow to advanced, like Po
Except I ain't doin' it in kimono
So scary this — oughta be like Momo
Under the mistletoe, no photos
Last Christmas, I gave you my solo
Then you said I rap like a hobo
Listen, I'mma blow up, Krakatoa
Actin' like a primadonna, who are you, Lola?
Whoopty doo, dickory dock
Shut up like Huey, pop, lock, and drop
But the present that I'mma give to you this year
Is my love, no matter, Burl Ives, have a cup of cheer
[Outro: DJ EsBe, Andy Williams, LucasIsHere]
Happy holidays
As quoted by John Lennon and Yoko Ono:
A very merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
Oh, oh...call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!