What if I took a break at the CVS Pharmacy
Put on my sunday clothes like I’m Barnaby
Big ups, I’m out, I’m an unholy trinity
Of dippity dabs and caffeinated sandwich meat

I’ll concede that I mighta caused a bit of this
But as the minute is, I don’t know what I want or what i’m messing up
Turn around, turn around, turn around
Turn around, let’s make art and get fucked

Dead inside, how’ve you been?
The water’s getting warmer so you might as well swim
All my life, it hasn’t gotten under my skin
But just this time, I’d say it’s looking pretty dim

If I was a king, bet you motherfuckers would sing
If I really got it up you bet I wouldn’t be stingy
Get right, I’m the paint and you’re a silver statue
And if you fight I’ll tweet the Matt Bohrs comic at you

What’s it called when you’re horny but you’re scared of life?
Like, “Space is too big, but your cock is just right” right?
You look cute, but we’re running out of time friend
Make amends, let’s fuck before the world ends

Dead inside, how’ve you been?
The water’s getting warmer so you might as well swim
All my life, it hasn’t gotten under my skin
But just this time, I’d say it’s looking pretty grim (Let's kick it up)
Dead inside, how’ve you been? (Doin' great bitch)
It’s a world of loud wishes, but even louder fears (What does that mean?)
All my life, it hasn’t gotten under my skin (What's up!)
But just this time, I’d say it’s looking pretty grim