[Verse 1]
What's that sound?
Bang!
The postman rang
Said a telegram came for the Danish gang
That first hand man's got a filament textured brain
Cinnamon scented fangs
The nuttiness with the tang, a little bit a grace
(Gold grenade in this place)
Historically glistening carapace
Bodacious babe, get a look at her face!

[Chorus]
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
[Bridge]
Who made the moon that pulchritudinous silver?
She must have bought that shade from a market in Peru
Can't help but look at her multitudinous trinkets
I always wish that I could have that attitude

[Verse 2]
What's that sound?
Slam!
The door's gone down
Like a billowing storm drain swallowing rounds
There's not a soul here, telegraphed, fear, delicate tear
Glitter-ific on the unwashed spears
I ask
Which girl is that?
She's brash, like a devil of the wild outback
She's fast, like a bottle of a held attack
She got cash, put 'em up on the forty first track

[Chorus]
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
Special! (Who made the moon that pulchritudinous silver?)
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture (She must have bought that shade from a market in Peru)
Watch me rolling, watch me go, gog go
Special! (Can't help but look at her multitudinous trinkets)
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally (I always wish that I could have that attitude)
Noises!
[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest (WHAT)
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally (AAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow (uh, ah)
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go (Come on, come on, yuh)
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest (WHAT)
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally (AAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
Special!
Call me crazy, call me slow
Got my own cilantro mixture
Watch me rolling, watch me go, go, go
Special!
Call your doctor, call your priest (WHAT)
Got my own malignant scripture
And it works phenomenally (AAAAAAAAAAAAGH)