Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir

Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir

Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir

If you thought I couldn't take your shit on the daily-yuh
Take the wife 'n kid and take a trip to Australia
Don't you worry bout the camera on hand
Just gonna take a pic of this blood on my abs, bitch
And if you gave me that chance
You know I'd take my life in seventy-one fragments
I'm a land surveyor
I'll fuck the mayor
Got a remote control for this sandwich paper

Cause
I've been told Shubert ain't a walk in the park
They put poison in the river
I lit fires in the dark
I was a dog in a past life
I tripped a horse, I broke his neck
But I know real ones will love me up until my happy end
Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir

Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir

Cause
Sailing is only fun if you don't know what's kosher
I got some bad news
Spartacus died long ago, sir