Looking over my shoulder, no sofa
Just on the couch drinking club soda
Wish I was in a club, someone would approach a'
Grab me by the hand and dance
Dancing with a solar
Stand up at the stars and snap back
Snap back on the backpacks
Sometimes the [?] ...so I bought a black cat
Neighbor's like "she crazy!" but I still wave
Skipping down the street that's still wet from being paved

Daydreaming
Watering my plants, imagining life was better if I lived in the Amazon
With sandals on
Eating sandwiches with a crowd that would let me ramble on
Getting humped more than a camel, aw

Now don't get sensitive, let me turn back on my censorship
'cause I could see with my eyes open was a senior citizen
With his mouth wide open, I'm like "close it 'fore your dentures slip"
You can't do nothing with impotence

Isn't it ironic how I finally relax
Dazing off to the sound of the TV in the back?
Cat jumped up on the chair and slapped me with his tail
Started sneezing, and a neighbor yelled "no corona in here!"
So I open up the fridge and grab me a Corona
Lit a bowl up, like a stoner
Called my girlfriend up and told her all the crazy dreams
That I had that day
Not sure what's going on but I had to say
Isn't it ironic how I finally relax
Dazing off to the sound of the TV in the back?
Cat jumped up on the-

Isn't it ironic how I finally relax
Dazing off to the sound of the TV in the back?