[Verse 1]
Call in on time
Sickness or shine
These nylon suits
Have come un-twined
Agnostic kids
Protestant souls
Watch what they drink
And work when they're told

[Chorus 1]
On weekends in offices
Won't miss no
Won't miss no
Won't miss
Won't miss no shifts

On weekends, don't make no sense
Don't make no
Don't make no
Don't make
Don't make no sense

[Verse 2]
Soft southern bands
Turn grey and old
Everything shines
Everything's gold
The junior clerks
Turn in their chips
Wet-seasoners [?] drink
Aperol spritz