[Verse 1]
Oh bad bad bad bad bad bad weather
Just focus on the scenery
Well ive been going soft
Run me from the top of the scene

[Verse 2]
So Davey and Sam met Trinny and Susanne
And Peter Paul and Anne at the pool
The weather got hot
They splashed around a lot getting cool

[Pre Chorus]
Oh you provide the cross
I'll do the nails myself
Oh dying's just as easy As putting up a shelf
A little to the right
Hold me or i might just slip off

[Chorus]
Ive been sleeping in Thumblands
I only listen to old bands
I pray the cd don't skip
Cause it keeps me going soft
Only on the weekend