Hi, I’m Chris
PALS!
[Bridge]
I'm rainchecked again, so I
I go and call another friend, and we
We all make plans and then
I'm rainchecked again
I love my pals

[Chorus]
I love my pals
Well, at least I've got my pals
I love my pals
I got my pals
And well, I think they've got me

[Verse 1]
You die with a good friend in life you should be happy
I can't wait for death because I'm pissed right now
Put my heart into what these people think and do
You know what I'm thinkin' about?
I ain't worth trouble, man, I ain't worth time
Was it worth the damn struggle to write the damn lines?
They tell me it's dope, but then they don't listen
What the fuck you mean you gotta leave?
Man, you just cleaned my kitchen
Out of food, now they all gotta dip
And they all leave their trash in my shitty little Whip
And the Venmo's slipped their mind right quick
And she can't pick her friends, but guess who they pick
To freeload off of and I'm too shy to say it
But when they call to go to breakfast, man, I'm on the way
And then we're chillin' in the city, mate
And that's when you decide to dip to go on a Tinder date
Fuck that, fuck that, man, then you're mad
Then I'm down with my girl at the beach, minus lads
Can't snip loose ends, I'm tangled up in 'em
Burned by the bad but then I'm chillin' with 'em
'Cause the crew kinda dorky, but I go to parties
Chicks tryna flirt to bum my Bacardi
I got for someone else, I footed the bill
Gotta dip out my place or my wallet takes the kill
So I go and take a stand up on the groupchat
Your way with all these people who told me not to add you anyways
And I'm such a socialite, right?
Nobody doubts it, so why do you hang without me?
You know where I'll be
[Bridge]
Rainchecked again
So I go and call another friend
And we all make plans and then
I'm rainchecked again
So I go and call another friend
And we all make plans and then

[Chorus]
I love my pals
I got my pals
Well, at least I've got my pals!
I love my pals
I got my pals
And, well, I think they've got me too

(Coughs) I nee—I need a haircut, let's record that again

[Outro]
(I love my pals)
I got my pals
(I love my pals, yeah)
Well, at least I love my pals
(I got my pals)
I got my pals
I love my pals
(I love my pa-a-a-a-oh-woah)
And, well, I know they've got me too
I love my pals
(I got 'em)
Well, at least I've got my pals
(I got 'em)
I love my pals
(I got 'em)
I got my pals
(I got 'em)
And, well, I think they've got me too