[Chorus: Hi, I'm Chris]
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan

[Verse 1: Hi, I'm Chris]
Changing minds like I'm changing lanes
I 80 is she be up in her range
I rock a Hyuandai
I make sonatas
She wanted to learn some
She senpai'd me, comma(Oh my god!)
And
I don't know that junk shit for you tag on
Tryna take some of my cookies, you girl scouted me
Tag along
I'm not in the headspace
I don't think I've got this merrit badge
There's gotta be an honor to try and tie the knot
That fuckin' fast
[Chorus: Hi, I'm Chris]
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan

[Verse 2: Hi, I'm Chris, Jae.Arr]
In the nights livin' with three
So follow me
At a friend
I was down to spend the night
But now the night is at it's end
I may come back through the night
But jokes aside, let's not pretend
She's making breakfast
She's just burnin' up my time again
Faint for fifteen minutes
Yeah, that's what's up
I mean
I'm really not the one just to brag a bunch(Yada, yada, ya)
I'm just as limited as I'm back at some
I'm flying through your head and through the backdoor
Imma tell you somethin'
She asks where I'm goin'(Where you goin'?)
I told her I need to get back home(Hell nah!)
If you don't move Imma get it at yo' iPhone
No more Facetime for you baby
I'm gone!
[Chorus: Hi, I'm Chris]
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan
Caught this chick moving too fast
She put me on her Instagram
She be makin breakfast in the morning
I smell tethered ham
And I'm not
Tryna catch feelings
Baby this was not the plan
Movin' me straight to the fryer from the frying pan
[Post Chorus]
I love my coke, yea
You know i can't
Love you baby
But I am not yo' man
Nah, nah, nah
And you can call me whatever
(And si-sing it!)
[Outro: Hi, I'm Chris, Jae.Arr (Spoken)]
Yeah, you gonna sing it
You gonna sing it
(When are we gonna get back to Andover?)
*Laugh*
Yeah, yeah
Well, we finished the EP now
And there's still one more track on it
(Can you unlock my handcuffs, please?)
*Laugh*
You know the safe word
*Laugh*