[Intro: Hi, I'm Chris]
I don't even fuckin' know why I do this for you (I do this held at knifepoint)
Do you know who I am? I made a moderately successful indie pop album this year, anyways uh (Hi, I'm, Chris)

[Verse 1: Hi, I'm Chris]
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the islands greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway (Queens, New York, um)
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright (Yeah, right)
Sun to shine by day and all the stars at night (Light pollution, look it up)
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way (Never been there)
To say "Merry Christmas" to you (And don't go there right now because of the COVID thing)


[Verse 2: Hi, I'm Chris & Actually Ricky & Both]
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day (Li--A littlе hot Ricky, you're coming in a little hot in this one)'
Thе island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway (Greeting that we send to you) (You're like, peaking)
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright (Why am I on this one?)
Sun to shine by day and all the stars at night (I'm from fucking New Jersey)
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way (Have you ever even been to Hawaii?)
To say "Merry Christmas" to you (Alri--Alright, alright, alright, let's break this down)

[Break: Hi, I'm Chris]
Alright during this instrumental break, I'ma break it down
We're gonna do a really cute fan-collaborator kind of, uh, or creator I guess, uh, duet?
I'ma harmonize
E gon' take the lead
And that's how we gonna be
And then I'm buying a 6-pack with Jae.Arr
And crying myself to sleep!

[Verse 3: Hi, I'm Chris & Actually Ricky & Both]
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way (Mele Kalikimaka is the island's way)
To say "Merry Christmas" to you

Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da

[Verse 4: Hi, I'm Chris & Actually Ricky & Both]
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the islands greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night (Ow)

[Outro: Hi, I'm Chris & Actually Ricky & Both]
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas, a very merry Christmas, a very very very merry Christmas" to you!