[Chorus]
Ay, Pornhub With A Cocker
Nut All In My Locker
Got Kicked In The Balls Like Soccer
I Tried To Film Porn With Her She Called Me A Stalker
I Followed Her Everywhere She Went Even The Bathroom
I Had To Take A Bath Too!
That Doesn't Make A Stalker
Rape Er In Her Sleep With The Cocker

[Verse 1]
Ay, Beat My Dick Like Hulk Hogan
I Nut To The Paul Bros Especially Logan
PornhubForLife Is My Slogan
Had A Kid As A Fetus Didn't Have A Trojan
I Aborted Him After Birth At 10
I'm Not Straight I Love To Fuck Men