[Intro]
Shut the fu—
Warning, a serial killer might be on the loose, [?] six women have gone missing or [?] dead. The local authorities have requested [?] to find the person or the persons involved
HVLFERN

[Chorus]
What is up? Why you suck?
Sippin' blood from in my cup
No, sir, you cannot keep up
This hatchet finna uppercut
What is up? Why you suck?
Sippin' blood from in my cup
No, sir, you cannot keep up
This hatchet finna uppercut

[Verse]
I put the shank right into his liver
Murder to go, yes, I do deliver
(How did you kill him?)
(Oh, um, I yanked on the leash until the leash killed it)
Side step, curl 'em like a bicep
I wanna hang from my neck
Got some aces in my deck (Shut up!)

[Chorus]
What is up? Why you suck?
Sippin' blood from in my cup
No, sir, you cannot keep up
This hatchet finna uppercut
What is up? Why you suck?
Sippin' blood from in my cup
No, sir, you cannot keep up
This hatchet finna uppercut
[Outro]
Blegh!
[?]
Two women disappeared last May
Um, one was found in another river nearby
And the other missing woman was never—
Uh, we have not found her yet
(N-n-n-n-n—, we have not found her yet)