[Verse 1]
There once was a unicorn with magical feet
That shares yummy rainbows with everyone he meets
They're crunchy and they're chewy
And they'll give you tummy aches

[Chorus]
Everybody get some...
Unicorn Flakes!

[Interlude: Fabio Sparklemane]
It's a party in my hoof!

[Verse 2]
With five kinds of magic
And crunch with a punch
Stays crispy in saliva
'til well after lunch
Guzzle magic from your hoof
Until your breakfast spirit breaks

[Chorus]
Everybody get some...
Unicorn Flakes!

[Interlude: Fabio Sparklemane]
I cannot stop!
Help me!
[Verse 3]
The hoof is a curse that must be obeyed
You can never escape
What the rainbow has made
Selling breakfast powered from the depths
Until the monster wakes

[Chorus]
Everybody get some...
Unicorn Flakes!

[Verse 5: Fabio Sparklemane]
Hahahaha!
Partake of my hoof!
Feel my power!