[Verse 1]
I was pedal-to-the-metal down her county road
Seein' for myself 'cause I had to know
Well the rumors had me hotter than my revved-up diesel engine
I slammed on the brakes but not before I paid her barn a visit
I put a big ol' dent in it

[Verse 2]
I knew he was there by the jacked-up Ford
And I was all shook up and headed straight for the door
By the look in his eyes, boys, he knew what was comin', yeah he did
'Cause all I saw was red and his face looks a whole lot different
'Cause I put a big ol' dent in it

[Chorus]
It ain't no itty bitty teeny-weeny thing
And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me
All my heart wanted was her attention
But I don't want it back in that condition
She put a big ol' dent in it

[Verse 3]
So I called up my buddy, hitched a ride home
He looked at my hand, said "I think it's broke"
So we swung by the store and grabbed a gallon of their best poison
'Cause there ain't nothin' better than a little self-medication
We put a big ol' dent in it
[Chorus]
It ain't no itty bitty teeny-weeny thing
And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me
All my heart wanted was her attention
But I don't want it back in that condition
She put a big ol' dent in it, yeah she did

[Verse 4]
She put my bank account down in the red
And I didn't know how I'd get out of debt
But then I remembered that I still had her card of credit
Boys, I thought about it but didn't max out the limit
And I put a, I put a big 'ol dent in it

[Chorus]
It ain't no itty bitty teeny-weeny thing
And it wasn't worth to her what it was to me
All my heart wanted was her attention
But I don't want it back in that condition
She put a big ol' dent in it
She put a big ol' dent in it