[Intro: Nappy aka Napzilla aka Napstar aka Napkin aka Napsack]
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[Verse Uno: J-Franks]
I got a big old dick, that's why they call it a fatty
And I got a big stick, that's why it's a Caddie
Now do me a favor and get in my bed
I would certainly prefer if you gave me head
I'm writing this verse while takin' a shit
All I need is your mouth and it's blumpkin, bitch
I'mma unload right in your mouth girl
You gotta promise me you'll try and not hurl
But it's okay if you do
I have a vomit fetish, that's between me and you
I also like it when my face is in your crotch
And I pretend your pubes belong to Chris Bosh
Speakin' of which, I think you should shave
Cause that road is rough, baby you need to pave
Now I gotta find my berertta and let that thing pop
I got some minorities to hit cause I am a cop

[Verse Dos: iRod (Bob Ross)]
I got 99 problems none being my clothes
I gotta' keep it 100 when I flex on hoes
I gotta' girl in a suit and tie, that bitch is super dyke
Black suit with a black tie, because I'm super white
Hard in the paint when I got a fresh suit on
Harder than Bob Ross with LeBron James shoes on
I spit it hot, dog, get your ketchup and poupon
I shit on other rappers, hows it feel to get pooped on?
Look at all my money, I'm screaming "Fuck coupons!"
Enough money I could travel the world, Chris Duhon
A few more bars so I'm 'finna put my deuce on
I'm killin' all ya'll, go 'head put your noose on
Money$Monday so you know you get a new song
Money$Team back at it, and you know it's been too long
Sixteen bars like I went and hopped on two songs
I love 2 Chainz, but I got me a few onnnn