[Intro: Nappy]
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[Hook: Nappy]
(I) Fuck NYT
(Will) Fuck Henry Raymond
(Not) Fuck George Jones y'all
(Lose) Fuck Richard Berke

[Verse 1: Dyaz]
Artificial intelligence is what I'm imputing
To RG. What that mean? We get computers 'putin'
Tub full of money, well guess what I polluted
With power and respect, it'll get you executed
Getting us with racism, just like Jayson Blair
Taking shots at us, you're acting like a cross-hair
Dropping Das Racist like there's nothing good on here
Ever seen the rap map under the Earth's troposphere?

[Hook: Dyaz]
(I) Fuck NYT
(Will) Fuck Sulzberger
(Not) Fuck Abramson
(Lose) Fuck Rosenthal

[Verse 2: UncleFondle]
Yo, I come up on the beat like I come up in your bitch's mouth
That line's a double metaphor, don't even ask me how
I live in New York, but y'all n***as know it's UncleFondle's time 
You'll be saying "Love me, Uncle", after this rhyme
I'm rhymin' two times, I rhyme with two nines 
Lady Mondegreen wouldn't know rap if it slapped her in the behind
It's summertime, go get some dick and go home
That line I learned direct from Lil B the Rap Lord
Cuttin you down to size with my rap sword (it's actually my dick)
Your insults won't stick, you the real white devil sophist dudes
Fuck NYT, I'd rather read the Daily News (BAOW)

[Hook: UncleFondle]
(I) Fuck NYT
(Will) Fuck Adolph Ochs
(Not) Fuck Richard Berke
(Lose) Fuck Glenn Kramon

[Bridge: Garginator]

[Verse 3: Psyonik]
Man I got 99 Problems and they all in New York
Time for me to take it where it wasn't before
We score, and we kill and scar
Prison, a million bars, livin and livin large
King of the genius make your cranium crack
If you think your shit is crazy we insaner than that, n***a
Rap Genius - Fresh to death
Anything else is a waste of breath

[Hook: Garginator]
(I) Fuck NYT
(Will) Fuck McNally
(Not) Fuck Robinson
(Lose) Fuck Piano