[Spoken Word: DM DOKURO, Kevin]
I've been on this planet for thirty years now.

Happy birthday dude!
How's it feel?

I've spent more than half of my entire life on this platform.

Okay?
But how do you feel about being 30?

[Introducing: "Zelda: the Wand of Gamelon"]
DOKURO? (Impa!)
Dude?
(Don't worry, Zelda.)
Omar...
(the Triforce...)
Omar say something. (...of Wisdom promises the King...)
Hello? (...will safely return)
Omar.

Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Well shit. He's drifted off to CDi humor again.
(Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok.)
[One month later]
Yep. This is awkward now