JOHNNASCUS
SHOOT UP THE AMAZON WAREHOUSE (untitled_0026)
[Intro]
Hello John, welcome to work today at Amazon, how's it going?
Wait what are you doing with that gun? Please don't sh—
[Chorus]
I'ma shoot up this motherfuckin' warehouse
Then I'ma kill myself with a bullet to the mouth
And my death won't be forgotten, I have planned this out
Already sent a hitman to Jeff Bezos' house
[Verse 1]
Helping NPCs to consumey, 'sume, 'sume
Time to blow this forest down with a huffy-puffy poof
My soul has been sucked dry from the industrial vampire
I do not give a fuck now, I have failed at life so I'm two steps over the edge, yeah, I'm about to break
I'm so sick and tired of it
I get depressed from pushing fucking boxes
I feel trapped in a box, bitch
My only option to be used up then thrown in the garbage
Disposable, like my income
While Mr. Bezos getting richer
Warehouse workers die from COVID
And now from me
[Chorus]
I'ma shoot up this motherfuckin' warehouse
Then I'ma kill myself with a bullet to the mouth
I'ma shoot up this motherfuckin' warehouse
Then I'ma kill myself with a bullet to the mouth
[Verse 2]
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Even if you escape you'll be scarred for life
I wanna see your blood on that smiling symbol
Carve your face with the shards of an Amazon Kindle
Throw your head in a box then ship it to your kinfolk
I want you dead
I said I just want you dead
Mr. Bezos, off with your head
Motherfucker, I said off with your head
Feel like the cog in the machine
Feel like the rust in the machine
I've got the whole system failing
Kill all my co-workers
They're NPCs
Their death is null
[Outro]
Please, please, please. Don't shoot. I'm a single mother taking care of two little children at home. Please, they need me to live so I can care for and be there for them. I'm all that they have and I don't want them to go through a life of even more pain and suffering. Please, just don't shoot. Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. My arm. Ow, ow, ow. This hurts, please, my children, they need me. Please, don't kill me please, don't kill me, no, please. Don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no—
Well, I guess, this is the end of my life. Time to leave this world