[Verse 1]
Hey
I'm coming out, the closet kept me in
In terms of gay
There's so much, don't know where to begin
No
I don't like boys, they're too much man in men
I'll admit that I'm a girl that wants girls for the win

Sue me if I'm different, or sue me if you can
Sorry that I'd pick KStew over any man
I'm Ellen when she's younger, I'm Lindsay without Sam
I'm Rosi's homo fanny pack, I'm Spashley's biggest fan

[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say
Gay, I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay
You caught me, I'm a lesbian and I like it that way

[Verse 2]
Girls
I love their hair, I love the way they move
Nope
Not questionin', I've got nothing to prove
Why
Force myself to forget why I love?
I'm here, I'm queer, dyke pioneer
I'm all of the above

Maybe I'm not a hipster but boy do I love cats
There's little things us lezzies do no matter where we're at
Like tell ourselves that maybe straight girls must be gay
And we won't buy denial, no matter what you say

[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say
Gay, I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay
You caught me, I'm a lesbian and I like it that way

[Bridge]
I hope by now you realize I hope I've made it clear
My gaydar bounces of the charts, I'm lez from ear to ear
This may be much too homo, but darling, gay means cheer
So smile if you're lesbian, hell, smile if you're queer

[Chorus]
I'm gay, I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say
Gay, I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay
You caught me, I'm a lesbian and I like it that way