Calvin (spoken): What are you talking about, I am NOT obsessed with her... What?

[BRET]
Don'tcha think it's a little bit odd, how you're so "Oh my God!" when she's near you

Calvin (spoken): What?

[BRET]
Don'tcha think everyone of us sees that you're different when she's in the room

Calvin (spoken): No I'm not!

[BRET]
This is not such a mystery, We don't need Scooby Doo!
Calvin, everyone knows what you're feeling but you

Calvin (spoken): What I'm feeling. is that you're on crack

[BRET]
Don'tcha think it's a bit of a sign that your room is a shrine to Rosanna?

Calvin (spoken): A few pictures!

[BRET] Don'tcha think it's a little bizarre that you drew a big R on your shoe?

Calvin (spoken): That's for...wrestling

[BRET]
It's a normal emotion, we don't need Doctor Phil!
But if you honestly need me to say it, I will
You're in looooooooooooooo-

Calvin (spoken): Alright Bret. That's enough. Bret, people are STARING. Stop it! Stop!
Alright, could you at least get to the V? Could you finish the word? Please?

[BRET]
VUH!

Calvin (spoken): Thank you

[BRET]
You're in LOOOOOOOOOO-

Calvin (spoken): Argh! Bret, come on! Bret, stop! STOP!
Okay, okay, okay, I admit it! I admit it! Maybe a tiny crush

Bret (spoken): Turn around

Calvin (spoken): Rosanna. Oh my God, hi!

Rosanna (spoken): Hi

Calvin (spoken): Wow, you look. happy!

Rosanna (spoken): I was just thinking about someone...special

Bret (spoken): Someone you wanna get funky with?

Calvin (spoken): Shut up, Bret

Rosanna (spoken): Someone I want to... get to know better
Calvin, can you meet me at the Hollywood diner around 7?

Calvin: *squeaks*

Rosanna (spoken): Great!

Calvin (spoken): Great!

Bret (spoken): Great...

Rosanna (spoken): See you tonight

Calvin (spoken): See you tonight. Did Rosanna just ask me ou-?
You don't think? You don't think...You don't think???

[BRET]
That she's horny as hell, and she's meeting to tell you she wants you!

Calvin (spoken): No!

[BRET]
When a girl asks a guy to hang out, what could that be about, you tell me!

Calvin (spoken): Oh my God, I gotta go

Brat (spoken): Where are you going?

Calvin (spoken): To figure out what the hell I'm gonna say

Bret (spoken): Just tell her about your tiny crush!

Calvin (spoken): Tiny crush?

Bret (spoken): That's what you said!

[CALVIN]
I'm in loooooooooooooooooooooo-

Bret (spoken): Calvin, she's still in the room. She's gonna hear you Calvin! Calviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

[CALVIN]
VUH!

Bret (spoken): What a dumbass