[BRET]

Saturday alone, and I can't stop thinking
I should be there having fun
Other kids are probably at some party drinking

Me? I'm a party of one
But I think the popular kids are losers
I look like crap in tight jeans
I think it's cool to be different
Though different means

Saturday alone, with the same old daydream
What if I followed all the trends?
If I were a clone, and fit in the mainstream
I could be out with some friends!
There's only one person I'd like to be with
And he isn't thinking of me
Calvin, you're on a wild-goose-chase
Can't you see?
It's fantasy!

Look at me, look at me!
Look and see a girl, a girl who is your friend
Now squeeze those words together
So we can spend...

A Saturday alone, I mean, alone together
That, I'd get used to pretty quick
Saturday at home, snuggled on your sofa
Watching some indie flick!

*Phone rings*
Bret (spoken): Hello?
Calvin(spoken): Hi. you wanna come over?
Bret(spoken): Uh. sure? A little late for a movie, isn't it?
Calvin(spoken): It's. something else. I'll explain when you come
Bret(spoken): Okay. I'll see you in a few! *hangs up* Oh my God

One little call, and my prospects look up!
What else could that be about?
Maybe a hangout can turn to hook up...
Only one way to find out!
Maybe I'm pretending, but something in his tone...
Says that I'm not spending this Saturday alone!