Heels Over Head

Wake up! There's a morning song for you

It goes like:



How could I have carried myself here?

Some skank must have poisoned my drink

And I've got five minutes till the landlord comes knocking

I'm so tired I can't straight think



Wake up! There's a morning song for you

It goes like:



How can I help my friend to find his way back home?

I would walk one hundred blocks so he won't be left alone



Dear landlord who's fast advancing:

Walking is as hard as dancing

Dear landlord, please don't evict me

Walking's hard but dancing is so easy



How can I help my friends to travel home in health?

I would ride one hundred miles in the trunk all by myself



She's not afraid of the fuzz machine

She's not afraid, still she screams