[Spoken intro: Moxxie & Blitzo]
Blitz? I can't see you
God, this smells awful!
What's that music?
Is that you? Is this a prank?
Because I swear to Satan—
It is no prank, bitch
Hey! Why do you sound like that?
Because you, my precious little bitch boy
Stop it, sir!
Are tripping balls!

[Verse 1: Moxxie]
No! What? How could this be?
I've never tried acid, shrooms, or DMT
It's a bad trip, oy gevalt!
Of course, Blitz, this would be your fault!

[Bridge 1: Moxxie & Blitzo]
My lungs are full of honesty
Would you promise me
That you won't judge?
Yes, bitch
Not trying to divulge too much
But I'm in too deep, so first of all
[Verse 2: Moxxie & Blitzo]
Fuck you! What?! This is just typical
Well, two can play at this game of dismay
'Cause if you're here causing frustration
I'm torturing you with your hallucination!

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Bridge 2: Moxxie & Blitzo]
Why do you hurt me so?
I know
Why must you push your friends away?
I push my friends away

[Verse 3: Moxxie & Blitzo]
Why does it seem like a recurring theme
That you alienate with your toxic routine?
I don't know, eventually everyone goes
'Cause you're thoughtless and cruel and you'll end up alone!

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Chorus: Moxxie, Blitzo & both]
Why, Moxxie, why
Have you held your true feelings inside?
I am scared of rejection
Why, Moxxie, why
Do you have Millie put it in your butt?
It gives me an erection— Hey!
No need to hide
We accept your true feelings, so promise me
That I can do, to be true
The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty
Oh!
I've been a jackass, it's true
You've been a jackass, it's true
But soon as we're back as ourselves
I will be a better friend than I was before
Be better at speaking my mind
And together, we can begin
To become fine