[Intro: JJ Dent]
Oh I’m gonna go and build bridge now
As far as the eyes can see
I’m gonna go and build a bridge now
That’ll handle my F-sub-g
I’m gonna go and build a bridge now
Strong as Big L’s biceps
I’m gonna go and build a bridge now
That’ll pass all of Lundquist’s tests
I’m gonna go and get my wood now
Stolen away in gym
I’m gonna go and get my wood now
Oh Megamind I’ll tell him
Looks like I’m not getting any wood now
As if it wasn’t hard enough
Looks like I’m not getting any wood now
The physics grind, it be rough
Oh I’m gonna go and build a bridge now
Made of balsa wood
Oh I’m gonna go and build a bridge now
That’d hold a kilo if it could
(Which it can’t)

[Chorus 1: JJ Dent]
It’s a bridge
Just a smidge
Of my own effort I put into a bridge
It’s a bridge
Lundquist is a friction’ stupid doodyhead
And it’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
The system is rigged
Against my bridge
And it’s a bridge

[Verse 1: Yung Prius]
Uh, it be YP with the edgiest of edge
Coming at you with the stick and glue bridge
Lundquist ask about my effort
But I try to make him see
That this stupid bridge and me
We just ain't meant to be
Well the story all starts when I got a bunch
Of balsa wood from Big L, and I had a dumb hunch
That I could leave it unprotected in the gym locker room
Much to my bewilderment that would spell my doom
Because some stupid doodyhead snatched my sticks away
Leaving me with quite a tale to tell today
I had to get more from my boy JJ Dent
But that wasn’t an excuse for all the time I spent
Uh, the night be-
-fore I nee-
-ded to put the pieces together
I found I’d
Have to wait
Many minutes cause the glue it took forever
So set it did and I waited and I waited
The result, it was extemporaneously created
With joints all sloppy and blobs of glue attached
I doubted if it could hold all the weight to which it was latched

[Chorus 2: JJ Dent]
It’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
It doesn’t look like it’ll work and it’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
This was an inopportune time to make a bridge

[Verse 2: Yung Prius]
I couldn’t get it done with such little time
So I decided to sleep while the glue was still slime
The next morning with relief I awoke to discover
A bridge in one hand, two-hour delay in the other
And while my bridge, it couldn’t sustain Big Bertha
And its minuscule efficiency would scare or deter ya
I finished up to spec, in just one night
And saved my bridge from a failer’s plight

[Chorus 3: JJ Dent]
It’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
I guess it kinda worked and it’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
Couldn’t hold a kilo but it’s a bridge
It’s a bridge
The system is rigged
Against my bridge
And it’s a bridge