[Intro]
Right now must suck to be a guy
Watching your powers go bye bye
Your politics are out of style
No, this is not a good time for your dick jokes

[Verse 1]
You wanna talk about equal rights
You're giving unwanted advice
'Cause I don't wear a suit and tie
You blame your lack of self control on these hormones

[Pre-Chorus]
We can build a wall to kick out all your tropes
It's our turn, it's our world, it's our time

[Chorus]
Sometimes I wanna lose my shit
And sometimes I wanna throw my fist
And grab a weapon when I like it
Someone different every night
Be president because I likе

[Post-Chorus]
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick
[Verse 2]
You dress me up like applе pie
And only eat me when you're high
I guess you're just an average guy
You like to shove your big ideas down my throat

[Pre-Chorus]
We can build a wall to kick out all your tropes
It's our turn, it's our world, it's our time

[Chorus]
Sometimes I wanna lose my shit
And sometimes I wanna throw my fist
And grab a weapon when I like it
Someone different every night
Be president because I like

[Post-Chorus]
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick

[Bridge]
You gotta change your ways
Yeah, I'll leave ya
'Cause man we've reached the day we don't need ya
It's pretty simple, babe, for your freedom
Just put away your dick
[Chorus]
Sometimes I wanna lose my shit
And sometimes I wanna throw my fist
And grab a weapon when I like it
Someone different every night
Be president because I like

[Post-Chorus]
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick
If only I had a dick, if only I had a dick