Outside there’s a limo waiting
Outside there’s a limo waiting
Throw your scrap heap on the scrap heap
Because right outside there’s a limo waiting

So go pack all you Monday mornings
Call in sick and tell some story
Tell them that you’ve been abducted
By a passing marsian tourist

Outside there’s a limo waiting
Outside there’s a limo waiting
Tell your friend you’ve found a new one
Because right outside there’s a limo waiting

Forget about those lo-fi boyfriends
Lonely evenings and cancelled weddings
Wipe out all those haunting memories
Forget all those Bergman endings

Tell your landlord she’s an a-hole
And the pacemaker to beat faster
Wrap up all your day care sorrows
Wrap them up in armored plaster

Outside there’s a limo waiting
Outside there’s a limo waiting
Throw your crap life on the scrap heap
Because right outside there’s a limo waiting