This is Saturday night
This is Shark Fin Town
Bicycle lady smiles
Shark tooth smile and bows

Meanwhile back up in the North
At old McDonald’s farm
Big noses line up for food
Sipping a communist coke
It’s going to be the final blow
That makes this plastic parliament explode

We are here
We are here
Here is now

And there is nothing you can do about it
Soon they will rule the world and have it dancing
We will be picking rice and eating with chopsticks
If you want to stay on top of it all
You better make friends and lend your hand out now

Soon they will rule the world and have it dancing
They will chop us up like we were matchsticks
And there is nothing you can do about it
You cannot raise a child too hard
One day she’s outgrown her father
You’ll raise a rebel with a cause
If you treat the child too harsh