"Konnichiwa, san-ji no nyuusu desu"
Kyou juuji goro kawa de koinu ga oborete nagasarechaimashita
Sore wo mitsuketa yasashii hoomuresu tobikomi kyuushutsu shimashita

Kaketsuketekita kainushi ga namidashite kanshashite
O-rei ni shoku wo purezento minna ga HAPPY END

Gogo no nyuusu THREE NINE dare mo ai wasurecha ikenai
Mite ne nyuusu THREE NINE kurai wadai housou kinshi da yoo
Gogo no nyuusu THREE NINE mada mada yononaka suteta mon ja nai
Lalalala… sonna dekigoto tsutaetemasu
"Channeru wa sono mama"

"Konbanwa, ku-ji no nyuusu desu"
Kyou erabareta boukoku no PRESIDENT chotto kawatta hito de wadai desu
Kyuuyo wa subete jizen kifushite hinkon ni torikumimasu

Suramu de sugoshita seishun wa kurushikute munashikute
Da kara kare wa chikaimashita riidaa ni naru tte

Yoru no nyuusu THREE NINE ima wo kaetekanakya ikenai
Mite ne nyuusu THREE NINE yume to kibou denpa ni nose ON AIR
Yoru no nyuusu THREE NINE mada mada jinsei suteta mon ja nai
Lalalala… hitotsubu no yuuki o-okuri shimasu
"Tsugi wa kishou jouhou desu"