Koko dake no hanashi
Tonari no kurasu no sensei to onnaji kurasu no Ee-san ga
Maa ikenai koto inmoraru da koto
Uwasa no tamago ga warechatte

Chika okufukaku kusari ni tsunaida okashina himitsu ga
Shibuya no ekimae de maruhadaka no danshingu

"nakama ni irete ne" "hanashi ni mazete ne"
Senzo daidai no dengon geemu
Nagare nagasarete kenzen ni
Yaa raripappara pappappara!

Minna daeki-mamire no
Goshippu nyuusu nichanicha hoo hatte'n da
Oetsu ga dandan KUSE ni nari
Kusare gedou ni hodasaretari

Aru koto nai koto bakka no amai amai choko o nameru aa
Shingi wa dou are tenkabutsu darake umai esa o ageru
Kireigoto wa usokusakute gesewa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
Anchoku da ne

Naisho no o-hanashi
Ima o tokimeku ano sutaa mo rippa na ano daisensei mo
Toboketa furi no watashitachi mo
Ya dandandidan dandandidan!