Today is a special day
The winter war ends
Soon i’ma come home to you
Then we’ll cook some fresh fruits
My reptilian love
You’ve got the sweetest tooth of all
Now come out, come out to play
I’ve waited all winter for you
Time to chew on some new shoes
And get high as a kite again

Hit me on the roof when i’m coming down
You know i can see for miles when i lose that frown
My pet gator goes by the name of rita
And i bet you’ve seen her before
I bleach her teeth three times a week
She sniffs the coke off the floor
Wears snakeskin accessoires exclusively
Knows every robo-dolphin 'tween the bay and beijing
She’s one of a kind, L.A. diethylamide
And damn sure knows she’s too lucky to be real
Still she’d never show it
And oh how i love her for it