[Verse 1]
Wake up, six 'o-clock
Oh lords, I'm in shock
Get up in a rush
Get dressed, forget the rush
No way I'll be late
For church today
Make it there just in time
I'm hearing the church bell chime
Guard at the gate says, "Wait"
"You're gonna need a passport, mate"

[Chorus]
Please tell me why
I need a passport for church
Please tell me why
I need a passport for church
Can you explain why
I need a passport for church?
Can you explain why
I need a passport for church?

[Verse 2]
I tell him that I'll be late
If I don't get through this gate
It's no use, he won't budge
Give him a swift nudge
He fliеs back, lands on his feet
Oh no, I'm dead meat
Points his spear at my chеst
This is it, I digress
Here comes the pain train
Guess I won't see this world again
[Chorus]
Please tell me why
I need a passport for church
Please tell me why
I need a passport for church
Can you explain why
I need a passport for church?
Can you explain why
I need a passport for church?