[Intro]
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left

I am the one with no hands
I am the one with no nose
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left

[Chorus]
And you can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

And you want to make love
Do you want me to touch you?
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

[Verse 1]
I'm not even in it for most of the show
But the reason you watch is the five minutes or so
When I go around, and I bring down the house
With my Shakespearean wit, I win over the crowd
[Chorus]
And you can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

And you want to make love
Do you want me to touch you?
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

[Verse 2]
And the whole thing's so stupid
But you swallow your pride
'Cause you want the lunchbox with my face on the side
So you put your face right up to the T.V. screen
And it's almost like you are right there beside me

[Chorus]
And you can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

And you want to make love
Do you want me to touch you?
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
[Bridge]
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
I am the one with no lines
I am the one with no head
I am the one on the left
I am the one on the left
AND YOU CAN'T

You can’t
You can’t
You can’t
You can’t

[Chorus]
And you can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me

And you want to make love
Do you want me to touch you?
You can't take your eyes off me
You can't take your eyes off me