[Hook: Connor Edwards]
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Don't need to fuck her, no, she knows my name
She'll be calling me "Daddy" by the end of the day
You ain't shit, man, it's my dick she'll crave

[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
Hidden under sheets like a burka
Sneak up behind and fucking murk you
Back at It again like I'm from Jakarta
Why do you think you've got the chutzpah
To talk to me like a fucking dickwad?
Striking back like I'm friends with Fatah
Swung right hook, leave you with a crook jaw
Cunt, you're all talk like fucking Limbaugh
Man, I'll be gruff, when you're acting tough
All these empty threats, it's a bluff
Will you ever realise when it's enough?
Speak to me again and you'll get a swift cuff

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
Fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Don't need to fuck her, no, she knows my name
She'll be calling me "Daddy" by the end of the day
You ain't shit, man, it's my dick she'll crave

[Verse 2: Fried Rice]
What up, kids? It's Dodgy Dave
Burst in your house, make your bitch my slave
Give her an epileptic fit, nineties rave
She won't be walking for days
'Cause I broke her legs
Call me Eazy-E, I've got chronic AIDS
I go to a safe space and snipe out the gays
I don't see what's wrong with sex underage
I bang my sister, say every day
I have prostate cancer and fucked up bowels
I fuck your bitch, got her screaming vowels
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y
Man, I really want to fucking die